I've done 25 stupid things out of 37 (shocking isn't it? :)

Stupid test.
The more [X]'s the dumber you are.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[XX] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 5

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 9

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 11

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 15

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 17

[X] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[X] You have ran around naked in your house.
So far: 22

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused
[XX] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 24

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 25

Oooooooo look! I'm integilent! :P

The A-Z of me.......

A - AVAILABLE: Yup.
B - BIRTHDAY: September 16th
C - CRUSHING: Nope, waste of time. :P
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My Mentor Marti and Artist friend Sheryl
F - FAVORITE BANDS: Gypsy Soul
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Bears, they're cute!
H - HOMETOWN: Ashland, OR
I - INSTRUMENT: Used to be Flute and Saxaphone
J - JUGGLE: Yep! I learned to for a play once.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Not that I know of. LOL!
L - LONGEST CAR RIDES: To Mexico!
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate/PeanutButter
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 1/2 (I have an adopted Red-One:)
O - ONE WISH: More closeness with God
P - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: Christi, to talk over Christmas wonders.
Q - QUICKIE?: Not in ages........
R - REASON TO SMILE: Jesus' birthday!
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Amazing Grace by Gypsy Soul
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 9ish.
U - UNDERWEAR: Oops!
V - VEGETABLE YOU ATE LAST: Salad with Dinner.
W - WORST HABIT: Procrastination.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Several! :P
Y - YOUR NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON MYSPACE: 58
Z- ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo

Aaaaaauuuuuugggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so I just finished a piece that I've been working on for weeks and I'm SOOOOOOOO excited that I want to post it NOW! But here's the catch, the piece is a Christmas present for a friend who is one of the few people that really checks on my blogs and myspace regularly. So I can't post it until I've given it to her! THIS IS AWFUL!!!! I'm so excited I don't think I'll sleep. That's it! I'm giving it to her tomorrow!!!! Ha ha ha!

I know, I'm a quiz junkie..............

[1] Called your mom a bitch to her face?
No way, she'd kick my ass!

[2] Slept in a different bed?
Too many times to count.

[3] Made out in a movie theater?
Yah, used to be just another way to spend Saturday night.

[4] Stuck your tongue to a frozen pole?
No, but I talked my baby sis into doing it!

[5] Thought your cousin was hot?
Nope, no cousins!

[6] Have you ever caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yep, just a couple of weeks ago!

[7] Have You Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
Mmmmmmmmmmm.............. oh, yah! Sometimes I really miss being married.

[8] Gone over the speed limit?
Never intentionally.

[9] Painted your room?
Only under duress, I don't like getting paint in my hair.

[10] Danced in front of your mirror?
Only when I'm blitzed.

[11] Gotten a hickey?
Not since my teen years.

[12] Been dumped?
Please, if I had a dime for every time..........

[13] Stolen money from a friend?
Nope, that's a line I don't cross.

[14] Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Often enough to have ended up on a milk carton if God didn't have my back.

[15] Been in a fist fight?
Ok, yes, I have, but I was never the instigator.

[16]Snuck out of your house?
Yah, a lot when I was a teen, my dad caught me all the time though!

[17] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Oh man! Like you would not believe!

[18] Been arrested?
I think those records were sealed when I turned 18. ;)

[19] Made out with a stranger?
Oh, yes! Something insanely exciting about that!

[20] Left your house without telling your parents?
Only when I was up to no good.

[21] Had a crush on your neighbor?
Yah, he took me on a date once, but he was WAY too straight-laced for the wild 16-year-old version of me.

[22] Ditched school to do something more fun?
Every chance I got.

[23] Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Many times..... stop thinking about it THAT way! It was perfectly innocent........... well, most times! ;)

[24] Seen someone die?
Yes. It was the most horrible and surreal thing to experience.

[25] Made out in a forest/woods?
Totally.

[26] Kissed a picture?
Naw, I was too busy kissing boys!

[27] Slept in until 3pm?
Oh, yah!

[28] Miss someone right now?
Nope.

[29] Made a snow angel?
Yah, cold, but fun!

[30] Played dress up?
Of course!

[31] Cheated while playing a game?
Naw, I like winning fair and square.

[32] Been lonely?
Who hasn't?

[33] Fallen asleep at work or school?
Yep. Way more embarrassing at work than school!

[34] Been to the club?
Yah, but mostly before I was 19.

[35] Felt an earthquake?
Yah, I wasn't sure what was going on until it was over.

[36] Touched a snake?
Yes, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[37] Ran a red light?
Yes, on accident. They changed one of those forever-blinking-yellow lights with an actual red-yellow-green light. I had no idea it had changed.

[38] Had detention?
Naw, I sweet-talked my teachers out of it.

[39] Been in a car accident?
Nope. Except for one time my Mom hit a HUGE dog. Shook us up and just pissed off the monster dog.

[40] Witnessed a crime?
Yah, but only ones I was involved in.

[41] Been to the opposite side of the country?
Nope, farthest I've been is Chicago.

[42] Felt like dying from embarrassment?
Yep, as a matter of fact, just last Friday!

[43] Cried yourself to sleep?
Only when I drink too much.

[44] Laughed until beverage came out of your nose?
Yah, many times.

[45] Sat on a rooftop?
Not lately, pity.

[46] Been a cheerleader?
No! Down with cheerleaders! Dance Team Girls RULE!!!!

[47] Didn't take a shower for a week?
Icky! NO!

[48] Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Always.

[49] Played Truth or Dare?
Too many times to count.

[50] Played spin the bottle?
Yah, my favorite was strip-spin-the-bottle. That one is fun.

[51] Been easily amused?
Always.

[52] Laughed so hard you cried?
I try to regularly.

[53] Cheated on a test?
No, I tried once but got totally busted.

[54] Forgotten someone's name?
Daily.

[55] Played a prank on someone?
Not lately, hmmmmmmmmm......... food for thought.

[56] Gone to a late night movie?
Yah, I did just the weekend before last. It was fun. (Thanks Josh!)

[57] Failed a class?
Yah, but only the lame ones. :P

[58] Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
You don't want to know the mental image I got with that one!

[59] Played an instrument for more than 10 hours straight?
Naw, too many things to do to sit still that long.

[60] Celebrated fourth of July?
Every year!

[61] Thought about running away?
Regularly.

[62] Ran away?
Naw, I'm way too lazy to live on the run.

[63] Had detention and not attend it?
Nope.

[64] Made your parents cry?
Yah, when I was 16 and found out I was pregnant. That sure got the water-works going.

[65] Cried over someone?
Only every ex I've ever had!

[66] Owned more than 5 sharpies?
Yep, I have 23 right now! Ha ha ha!

[67] Have/had a dog?
Yep, I have two next to my feet right now.

[68] Been in a band?
No, I was always a groupie.

[69] Drank more than 15 sodas in a day?
No, way too much!

[70] Broken a cd?
Nope.

[71] Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
Not yet.

[72] Slept for 24 hours straight?
When I had the flu.

[73] Been cheated on?
Yah, the Bastard slept with my SISTER! and then my BEST FRIEND!

[74] Told someone you love them and really meant it?
I mean it every time.

[75] What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
Mike's hard Lime-aid, last Friday night, yummy.

[76] Do you follow college football?
Not even!

[77] How many miles does your car have on it?
82600

[78] Who was the last person to send you a text message?
None, I'm the loser without a cell phone.

[79] Last time you went swimming in a pool?
Mid September. Love swimming!

[80] Are you happy?
I'm happier than I've ever been, thank you Jesus!

[81] Where's the last place you went shopping?
Fred Meyers.

[82] How do you feel about your hair?
It's in that akward in-between stage, it's not really short, but definitely not long yet, I actually REALLY HATE it right now.

[83] Last thing you ate?
Chocolate truffles. But before that I had made shrimp scampi over pasta for dinner.

[84] Do you wish you where someplace else right now?
Naw, here is a good place to be!

[85] Do you have any expensive jewelry?
Not anymore, my ex traded all the good stuff for drugs, Grrrrrrrr!

[86] AIM or MSN?
The whose a what?

[87] What classes are you taking?
I can't remember what they are, they start tomorrow, I guess I'll find out then! LOL!

[88] What is your favorite brand of makeup?
Mineralles.

[89] Favorite NFL team?
Yuck, sports!

[90] Do you watch the Olympics?
I love the skating!

[91] Last bar you went to?
Oh, man! Do I have to answer that? I think it was The Office, but it was called Scandels at the time.

[92] Who was the last person to call you?
Christi

[93] What's your sign?
Virgo

[94] Do you have a favorite number?
4

[96] What do you spend the majority of your money on?
Art supplies and scanning.

[97] Where does most of your family live?
Here in Southern Oregon.

[98] Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
I have an older sister and a younger sister.

[99] Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Naw, I'm too poor and single to be spoiled.

[100] Ever been called a bitch?
Yah, though not lately, at least not to my face. :)

[101] Do you like beer?
No way, yuck to the max!

[102] Have you ever experienced true love?
Only with my son and with the Lord!

[103] Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
Shamefully, yes.

[104] Ever ordered anything online?
Oh yah!

[105] Myspace or Facebook?
Myspace.

[106] Do you have T-Mobile?
Huh? Just kidding! No.

[107] What is your favorite subject?
Lately, theology.

[108] What are you doing tonight?
This.

[109] Do you usually fall for the "bad" girls/guys?
So far, every stinkin' time!

[110] Were you an outcast in high school?
Yah, but there were a lot of us, and I was pretty popular among the outcasts, so maybe I wasn't after all.......

[111] Last time you saw your parents?
Yesterday at church.

[112] Do you have any talents?
I do have some gifts. Art is one of them.

[113] Ever been in a wedding?
Yah, too many.

[114] Do you have any children?
Yes. One with me and one in Heaven.

[115] Last movie you watched?
Ice Age 2.

[116] Are you missing anyone at the moment?
Nope.

[117] Did you take a nap today?
Too busy to nap.

[118] What was your high school's mascot?
Grizzley! Rawr!

[119] Ever been on a cruise?
Nope, but I've always wanted to.

[120] Favorite vacation spot?
I love camping on the Smith River in Northern CA, I also love staying at the beach house here on Oregon Coast. I also reall love staying at the Box R Ranch in Ashland, beautiful and peaceful. Oh, and Lake of the Woods is wonderful. I could go on, but I won't.

[121] How many pets do you have?
2 dogs, 2 fish.

[122] Do you have any wealthy friends?
No. I think we're all pretty average-income-ish.

[123] Ever met anyone really famous before?
Yah, I met the Nelson twins when they were totally famous! They were so hot!

[124] Favorite thing about the opposite sex?
Hands, muscles and smiles!

[125] Are you multi-tasking right now?
Always.

[126] Could you handle being in the military?
Never, I'm way too much of a wimp.

[127] Do you currently have a significant other?
Naw.

[128] Are you in love with someone?
Only Jesus.

[129] What city do you live in?
Phoenix.

[130] What is your favorite NBA team?
Again with the sports?

[131] Ever taken drugs?
Pick one, any one! Actually, I've never done Meth or Heroine. They weren't really popular when I was doing a lot of drugs.

[132] Favorite animal?
Dog.

[133] Nsync or Backstreet Boys?
Neither please.

[135] Any plans for Valentines day?
Yep. I'm going to get a pound of chocolates and watch My Bloody Valentine and Valentine's Day Massacre 1 & 2.

[136] What is your favorite college football team?
Blah, blah, blah, enough with the sports!

[137] Are you a health freak?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's a good one!

[138] Do you enjoy school?
I liked college!

[139] What do you want to be when you grow up?
Just me, but wiser!

[140] Favorite season?
Lately I've been loving Fall.

[141] Do you like Dave Matthews Band?
What kind of a psycho do you think I am? Of course I do!

[142] What is your favorite color?
Blue, oh, and pink, oh, and purple, oh, heck, I love almost all colors!

[143] What is your favorite sport to play?
Ping Pong.

[144] Regret anything from your past?
No regrets!

[145] What kind of car do you drive?
'97 Dodge Intrepid.

[146] What is your favorite college basketball team?
Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhh! NO MORE SPORTS QUESTIONS!!!!

[147] What is your favorite band?
Hard to say, I love so many!

[148] Favorite tv shows to watch?
I love CSI and Bones.

[149] What month were you born?
September.